Title: Changmin’s Exercise Diary
Length: Chaptered; 1/15
Pairings: minminminminminminminmaybeothersminminminminminminmine :D
Rating: PG
Warnings: Barbells, Junsu, unexplainable water stains, mystery shower stalkers, sabotage plots, Junsu, Yunho’s idio- awesomeness, Jaejoong’s secrets, Yoochun’s late-night “tendencies,” Junsu, aliens, bed bugs, ( Read more... )

Title: Changmin’s Love Letter to Ferrero Rocher
Length: Oneshot
Pairings: Min/Food kind of to the extreme XD
Rating: PG
Warnings: Changmin in love. Jaejoong with knives. Junsu and Santa Claus. Yunho and his bug-killing tactics. Yoochun’s Mirotic haircut. Oh, and chocolate- DUH!
Genre: Crack/Comedy
A/N: This stems a bit from my oneshot Who the Hell ( Read more... )

Title: Don’t Let DBSK Celebrate Valentine’s Day XD
Length: Oneshot(s)
Pairings: Yunjae, Yoosu, Min being the Min that we love <3
Rating: PG-PG-17 (ish themes 0.0)
Genre: Comedy/Crack, Romance, slight Fluff
Summary: The boys have surprises for their significant others for Valentine’s Day. God help us all.

Jaejoong's Love Poem...
Junsu's Romantical ( Read more... )

Title: When I Wish Upon You.
Length: Two-shot
Pairings: Yunjae (Don’t get discouraged halfway through =D)
Rating: PG-13
Genre: (Slight) Angst, Drama, Romance
A/N: This is based off of the wonderful song “Kimi ni Negai wo” (When I Wish Upon You) by the person that even got me interested in Asian music, Miyavi. This is kind of heavy stuff ( Read more... )

Title: Who the Hell is Ella?
Length: One-shot
Pairings: Yunjae, Yoosu, Min/??
Rating: PG
Warnings: Love proclamations, tears, misinterpretations, and Twister parties. Plus wine.
Genre: Comedy, Romance, Fluffehness
A/N: This was written because of 2 things: 1) my undying love for DBSK and 2) my undying love for something else. You’ll find out ( Read more... )

Day 0
(The Workout Starts Tomorrow.)

1:08 PM

Is it normal to have preemptive painful arm spasms before you’ve even started working out? I mean, I woke up this morning and the second I got out of bed it felt like a river of red ants decided to gnaw on my arms in my sleep. Not that I know how that feels. Just saying.

1:10 PM

But Jae has been mentioning ( Read more... )

This exercise diary ADVANCED LEVEL SUPER DIFFICULT ASTROMICAL PHYSICS MATH BOOK belongs to:

The King of Win
Shim Changmin.

In which, he will recount his daily tortures at the gym learn *super* advanced ASTROMICAL physics math-like things. Duh.

~~ It would be a wise decision to keep your disturbingly soft hands off of this, Jae. I mean it. About the ( Read more... )

Dear Ferrero Rocher AKA the love of my life,

I am going to be honest with you. The last time I wrote to anyone using paper and pen it was to Santa Claus about three years ago; and that is because I felt that that jolly old fat man deserved a boatload of appreciation for what he went through each year bringing us all presents.

… Okay, that’s ( Read more... )

(Please pay careful attention to the computer’s responses. You won’t regret it. =D)

(This was totally based off of the M&M’s website, plus my own experiences shopping online minus a fair amount of sanity. ^^)

Changmin’s Valentines

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>Welcome to My M&M’s dot com, where you get to personalize your own bag of M&M’ ( Read more... )

>> I think I'm gonna start blatantly advertising other stories here XD If you like omg funny DBSK romance stories, you would LOVE LOVE LOVE anything by the user sekushiai. Check her out, especially her story "Matchmaker"... 'kay, I'm done now! lol <<

DBSK Dorm: Fifteen Minutes Later. (Task Two in Progress)

A faint poking feeling in the side ( Read more... )